A Plainfield, Ind. policewoman was placed on administrative leave after she committed an act of blatant terrorism, injuring hundreds of white police officers by calling them out for their “white male privilege.”
“My life has never been part of police violence,” the officer asks Caucasianally. “Most people that I know have never accused the police of violence. So I guess I don’t get where that statistic comes from.”
That’s when police Captain Carri Weber interrupts the man, attacking him, the police officers and all white people with a brutal, hateful onslaught of logic and reason. “Because your white male privilege, so you wouldn’t know,” Weber says.
Befuddled by her response, the man says “I’m sorry?” and Weber repeats herself with a second flurry of her terroristic truth-telling
“Because of your white male privilege,” Weber repeats.
“Wow,” I’m done with this training,” the cop exclaims as his fellow officers erupt in simultaneous butthurtedness. “Chief, are you going to let her get away with that? Seriously? I’m asking a legitimate question and I’m getting [unintelligible] white privilege? Are you serious? I find that extremely offensive … I will leave.”
The man later filed a complaint with the police department explaining the validity of his white tears.
I racially and sexistly slurred by Captain Carri Weber while I was asking a question of the instructor in training. I am now firmly aware of the discriminatory belief she just verbally communicated. … There is no place in the Plainfield Police administration or supervision for someone who holds and espouses her discriminatory views.
Just like white people… always playing the race card. Why can’t they stop being victims?
To the gentleman’s credit, he does make a lot of sense. I’ve never been to the moon, so why should I believe all this bullshit they keep feeding me about solar energy? Sure, I can see it if I tried to look, read about it in books or listen to experts but can I really know it exists? And, if someone tells me about it, I find that very offensive.
In response, Plainfield deputy town manager Tony Perona said the city officials voted to place Weber on administrative leave until they vote on her future with the police department or, alternately, until they can figure out what this mythical “white male privilege” thing is she keeps talking about.
As a matter of fact, that’s the stance I’m taking on everything from now on. If I have never experienced something, then it doesn’t exist. And if someone tries to explain it to me, they’re being racist or sexist. Because of my newly held belief system, I’d like to announce that I no longer believe in:
- Dunking a basketball.
- Cuddling with Rihanna
- Yankee fans who aren’t assholes
- Bottle service
source: the root